WaPo Pearl-Clutcher Michael Gerson: The GOP Must Defeat Trump
So, it's come to this: forget defeating Democrats; the GOP must defeat Trump. Trump’s defeat is now a matter of Republican survival. The candidate himself, as the debate demonstrated once again, is...
View ArticleKoch-Funded Shills To Pope Francis: You're Not Pope-ing Correctly
Imagine that you're the Pope, successor to Saint Peter (to whom Jesus gave the keys of Heaven), head of the Roman Catholic church and spiritual leader of over 1.25 billion Catholics. What could help to...
View ArticleDead Man Walkering: Jennifer Rubin Pretends She Saw It Coming. Mrs. George F....
Scott Walker's exit from the Klown Kar has inspired The Washington Post's hair-on-fire correspondent, Jennifer Rubin, to jump on the I-told-you-so bandwagon: Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker reportedly will...
View ArticleTrump Gets Booed By Staunchly Conservative Crowd
The tide had to start turning at some point: you can only be a colossal jerk for so long before people start to tire of the obnoxiousness: For the first time since running for president, Donald Trump...
View ArticleAfter 'Weepy' Boehner Exit, Chronically Shifty Eric Cantor Has Amnesia Attack
As uncomfortable as it makes me to admit it, once in a blue moon, Donald Trump is right on the money: Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump suggested Thursday he was happy to not get the...
View ArticleJennifer 'Kiss of Death' Rubin Gives Marco Rubio The Thumbs-Up...The Poor...
'O tempora, o mores!' Said Marcus Tullius Cicero, senator and Consul of Rome, in about 60 B.C.'Oh the times, Oh the customs!'.It is a plaint often repeated down the ages, when confronted by the...
View ArticleDonors Tell Jeb! To Kick! It! Up! A! Notch!...Or The Money-Pump Shuts Down.
If he weren't such a slippery, spineless sack of nothing-burgers, one might feel a twinge of pity for Jeb! He entered the GOP race with what he thought was a lock on the nomination and why wouldn't he?...
View ArticleWe Needed This: Walter Sobchak To Donald Trump, "Shut The F**k Up, Donny!"
Really, what could I possibly add to this? Thanks, salon: "Donny, you're out of your element...".You said it, Walter.
View ArticleTrump Is Your Worst Nightmare: An Angry Cretin With A Gun
If you had asked me, I would have guessed that Donald 'Read My Hat' Trump had let his subscription to Guns & Ammo lapse many, many moons ago.He just never struck me as a guy who cared much for...
View ArticleThe World Will End On Oct. 7th...No, You Probably Don't Need To Pack
You've got to hand it to apocalyptic Christians. Despite having been wrong Every. Single. Time. since history began to be recorded, they still pretend that they have a hotline to God.So, what's the...
View ArticleThe GOP's Progress: Klown Kar To Klown Bus To Klown Kruiser To...
If they weren't such a contemptible gang of shills, grifters, crackpots and assholes, one might have felt a twinge of pity for the GOP as they abandoned The Klown Kar back in 2008. They stifled a manly...
View ArticleO'Reilly Calls George Will A 'Hack'; Will Calls O'Reilly A 'Liar'. Video Gold.
I'm a simple sort of fellow with simple tastes--the feel of sable next to my skin; the crackle of old banknotes in an open fire; the taste of 200 year-old cognac--you know, earthy, down-home...
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