Stephen Harper's Conservatives: Pissing-Off Canadians, One Mug At A Time
As the backlash from the turmoil in the Chinese economy hits Canada, the odious Stephen Harper and his Conservatives face a bumpy election ride.According to The Guardian last week: Official figures...
View ArticleTrump: That Rug REALLY Doesn't Tie The Room Together
I'm getting Trump-fatigue. It's like being subjected to the same Three Stooges short, over and over again. A circus can't survive on clowns alone.The latest bulletin from seething cesspit that is the...
View ArticleSlackwit Trump Re-tweets Pic Of UK Socialist Jeremy Corbyn. Because Trump's A...
Donald J. Trump is not a bright guy. Fatuous? Yes. Inane? Yep? Clueless? You betcha.In fact, so slack-witted is The Donald that he keeps getting suckered by pranksters urging him to re-tweet photos.So...
View ArticleWill Nobody Stop The Madman Obama from Destroying America?
First, Obama's stormtroopers came for my guns and ammo, but I said nothing, because that didn't actually happen.Then Michelle Obama's health Nazis came for my chips and my pork-rinds and my candy, but...
View ArticleCome On In! The Schadenfreude's Fine!
As the next gathering of the GOP Klown Kar approaches, the occupants are busily sniping at one another; or, to be more precise, they're sniping at one occupant: The Chinchilla-Haired Trumpoline.For the...
View ArticleRick 'Frothy' Santorum Explains Why Obeying The Law Is Optional
Famous internet meme Rick Santorum is 'running' for President...again. And again, he stands less chance of winning the GOP nomination than Don Knotts, who's been dead for quite some time.But, like so...
View ArticleSen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Awesome) Tells Havana Ted: A Fight Over Planned...
One might almost feel sorry for Senate majority leader Sen. Mitch McTurtle, if not for the fact that he's such a slippery, unprincipled, mendacious jackass. McTurtle is desperately trying to head-off...
View ArticleA Deranged Jennifer Rubin Tells GOP: 'Forget Your Troubles, C'mon, Get Happy!'
The crazed Likudnik blogger and 'entertainment lawyer' Jennifer Rubin is busily turning the Washington Post's opinion page into a mirror of The Onion.Yet despite her uncannily inaccurate prediction of...
View ArticleWaPo Pearl-Clutcher Michael Gerson: The GOP Must Defeat Trump
So, it's come to this: forget defeating Democrats; the GOP must defeat Trump. Trump’s defeat is now a matter of Republican survival. The candidate himself, as the debate demonstrated once again, is...
View ArticleKoch-Funded Shills To Pope Francis: You're Not Pope-ing Correctly
Imagine that you're the Pope, successor to Saint Peter (to whom Jesus gave the keys of Heaven), head of the Roman Catholic church and spiritual leader of over 1.25 billion Catholics. What could help to...
View ArticleDead Man Walkering: Jennifer Rubin Pretends She Saw It Coming. Mrs. George F....
Scott Walker's exit from the Klown Kar has inspired The Washington Post's hair-on-fire correspondent, Jennifer Rubin, to jump on the I-told-you-so bandwagon: Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker reportedly will...
View ArticleTrump Gets Booed By Staunchly Conservative Crowd
The tide had to start turning at some point: you can only be a colossal jerk for so long before people start to tire of the obnoxiousness: For the first time since running for president, Donald Trump...
View ArticleAfter 'Weepy' Boehner Exit, Chronically Shifty Eric Cantor Has Amnesia Attack
As uncomfortable as it makes me to admit it, once in a blue moon, Donald Trump is right on the money: Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump suggested Thursday he was happy to not get the...
View ArticleJennifer 'Kiss of Death' Rubin Gives Marco Rubio The Thumbs-Up...The Poor...
'O tempora, o mores!' Said Marcus Tullius Cicero, senator and Consul of Rome, in about 60 B.C.'Oh the times, Oh the customs!'.It is a plaint often repeated down the ages, when confronted by the...
View ArticleDonors Tell Jeb! To Kick! It! Up! A! Notch!...Or The Money-Pump Shuts Down.
If he weren't such a slippery, spineless sack of nothing-burgers, one might feel a twinge of pity for Jeb! He entered the GOP race with what he thought was a lock on the nomination and why wouldn't he?...
View ArticleWe Needed This: Walter Sobchak To Donald Trump, "Shut The F**k Up, Donny!"
Really, what could I possibly add to this? Thanks, salon: "Donny, you're out of your element...". You said it, Walter.
View ArticleTrump Is Your Worst Nightmare: An Angry Cretin With A Gun
If you had asked me, I would have guessed that Donald 'Read My Hat' Trump had let his subscription to Guns & Ammo lapse many, many moons ago.He just never struck me as a guy who cared much for...
View ArticleThe World Will End On Oct. 7th...No, You Probably Don't Need To Pack
You've got to hand it to apocalyptic Christians. Despite having been wrong Every. Single. Time. since history began to be recorded, they still pretend that they have a hotline to God.So, what's the...
View ArticleThe GOP's Progress: Klown Kar To Klown Bus To Klown Kruiser To...
If they weren't such a contemptible gang of shills, grifters, crackpots and assholes, one might have felt a twinge of pity for the GOP as they abandoned The Klown Kar back in 2008. They stifled a manly...
View ArticleO'Reilly Calls George Will A 'Hack'; Will Calls O'Reilly A 'Liar'. Video Gold.
I'm a simple sort of fellow with simple tastes--the feel of sable next to my skin; the crackle of old banknotes in an open fire; the taste of 200 year-old cognac--you know, earthy, down-home...
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